What is up with the LinkedIn algo?

Is it on acid? Has it got a bug?

Does it think I might like a few fairly diverse jobs?

Here it’s offering me a job at Unesco

then noting my interest in education it offers me a double pick

but things turn odd- it decides I’ve spent long enough teaching English so I need to branch out a bit

clearly it likes both my look and my smell- or has it seen my collection of Armani suits?

or maybe an extra job at nights to keep me busy

am I wearing too much make-up or too little?